Coloplast has decided to their new line of implants “Calculus”
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Because it’s so hard.
Coloplast’s new implant line.
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Coloplast’s new implant line.
55yo, NYC. ED started at 40. 50 units BiMix + Atropine (Pap 30/Phen 6/Atr 0.2). Prostaglandins caused aching. Doses increasing. A cock ring helps. Phallosan Forte tension devise to maintain size. Eager to talk about implant experiences.
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Lost Sheep
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Re: Coloplast’s new implant line.
"Calculus"
Math-type? a method of computation or calculation in a special notation and mathematical methods. Two types, differential and integral calculus.
Medical type? "concretion usually of mineral salts around organic material found especially in hollow organs or ducts"
Math-type? a method of computation or calculation in a special notation and mathematical methods. Two types, differential and integral calculus.
Medical type? "concretion usually of mineral salts around organic material found especially in hollow organs or ducts"
Lost Sheep
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Re: Coloplast’s new implant line.
GoodWood wrote:Coloplast has decided to their new line of implants “Calculus”
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Because it’s so hard.
"An abnormal concretion in the body, usually formed of mineral salts and found in the gallbladder, kidney,or Urinary bladder, for example"
So yes, Calculus would work!
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Lost Sheep
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Re: Coloplast’s new implant line.
I recall that Mattel got a lot of heat for their Barbie Doll that would say...
Wait for it...
Pull the little string...
"Math is HARD"
edited to add:
Oops! I mis-quoted Barbie. The doll actually said, "Math class is Tough." I am innocent, though. I was quoting others who mis-quoted the original Barbie utterance.
Wait for it...
Pull the little string...
"Math is HARD"
edited to add:
Oops! I mis-quoted Barbie. The doll actually said, "Math class is Tough." I am innocent, though. I was quoting others who mis-quoted the original Barbie utterance.
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Lost Sheep
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017
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Re: Coloplast’s new implant line.
Lost Sheep wrote:I recall that Mattel got a lot of heat for their Barbie Doll that would say...
Wait for it...
Pull the little string...
"Math is HARD"
I don't get it.
Use Super Quadmix due to severe Venous leak.Have a GREAT DAY!
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Lost Sheep
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Re: Coloplast’s new implant line.
NeedleD wrote:Lost Sheep wrote:I recall that Mattel got a lot of heat for their Barbie Doll that would say...
Wait for it...
Pull the little string...
"Math is HARD"
I don't get it.
Math is Hard. Like a dick should be.
Sometimes my punch-line delivery lacks that "something" that gives a joke its life.
Lost Sheep
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017
Prostate Cancer 2023
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Be part of your medical team
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Prostate Cancer 2023
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FreddyFree
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Re: Coloplast’s new implant line.
Is there a male doll with the name Math? Maybe he has an implant!
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Lost Sheep
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Re: Coloplast’s new implant line.
FreddyFree wrote:Is there a male doll with the name Math? Maybe he has an implant!
Ken says, "Math is not hard. I AM hard!"
By the way, I mis-quoted Barbie. The doll actually said, "Math class is Tough." I am innocent, though. I was quoting others who mis-quoted the original Barbie utterance.
Lost Sheep
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017
Prostate Cancer 2023
READ OLD THREADS-ask better questions -better understand answers
Be part of your medical team
Document pre-op size-photos and written records
Pre-op VED therapy helps. Post-op is another matter
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017
Prostate Cancer 2023
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Be part of your medical team
Document pre-op size-photos and written records
Pre-op VED therapy helps. Post-op is another matter
Re: Coloplast’s new implant line.
Lost Sheep wrote:NeedleD wrote:Lost Sheep wrote:I recall that Mattel got a lot of heat for their Barbie Doll that would say...
Wait for it...
Pull the little string...
"Math is HARD"
I don't get it.
Math is Hard. Like a dick should be.
Sometimes my punch-line delivery lacks that "something" that gives a joke its life.
Ya OK.
Use Super Quadmix due to severe Venous leak.Have a GREAT DAY!
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