Visit from Nurse Practitioner

[silverdude]

The story, yesterday, had a home visit from a nurse practitioner from my health care add on to medicare. He checks prescriptions, BP, simple blood test, etc….Then prescriptions…..I pulled out my Cialis, sildenafil, cypionate, and trimix, along with my BP meds. He is a young fellow mid 30’s, very nice young man…he says to me….wow you’re having lots of sex! I said sure, I couldn’t stop laughing…..then he asked what trimix was! So I pulled out a loaded syringe out of the fridge, I explained I pull out my pecker, get a small hard on( I didn’t take little jimmy out tho), and ¾ inch from the base, inject 10:00 or 2:00 position 30ga 1/2 needle, His eyes got really big, he looked at me and didn’t know what to say…I told him huge rock star hard on, 1 to 2 hours worth. I then took out my loaded, syringe supply (maybe 15 to 20) from the freezer and said “want some?” He was dumb founded and took him 5 minutes to get back on task with his laptop!!!! LOL LOL lol…..I was laughing, almost rolling….LOL

[jn1421]

Oh man!!! That's one of the best stories I've heard in a long time. You know he will never forget that...hahahahahaha!! Thank you so much for sharing.

[silverdude]

As Paul Harvey would say.....the rest of the story!

The young fellow called me yesterday to tell me I am in good health and appreciated the visit. He then reminds me that I needed to be careful with all the ED meds. I said yes, I am careful. He asked why do you have so many, and from different DRs? I responded diff meds for diff romps, positions, diff times of day, etc. And diff spontaneous romps. I said bathroom sex requires trimix! He said ok, and something like the word interesting, and said I was in good health. I wonder what was really going thru his educated mind?

[KenJ1947]

As Paul Harvey would say.....the rest of the story!

The young fellow called me yesterday to tell me I am in good health and appreciated the visit. He then reminds me that I needed to be careful with all the ED meds. I said yes, I am careful. He asked why do you have so many, and from different DRs? I responded diff meds for diff romps, positions, diff times of day, etc. And diff spontaneous romps. I said bathroom sex requires trimix! He said ok, and something like the word interesting, and said I was in good health. I wonder what was really going thru his educated mind?

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