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Got a cat…
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Got a cat…
55yo, NYC. ED started at 40. 50 units BiMix + Atropine (Pap 30/Phen 6/Atr 0.2). Prostaglandins caused aching. Doses increasing. A cock ring helps. Phallosan Forte tension devise to maintain size. Eager to talk about implant experiences.
Re: Got a cat…
Can't wait to see a picture of his partner 
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.Implanted 6/26/2018, Coloplast Titan 20cm, no RTE'S, infra pubic, Dr. Rhee, Kaiser 
80 yrs., married 57 yrs. ED for over 20 yrs.
80 yrs., married 57 yrs. ED for over 20 yrs.Re: Got a cat…
How about Ricardo? Spanish for Richard with the nick name, you know. Far enough away from the obvious name.
Married 50+ years, 75, ED for 10 years.
Dr Mark Allen, Plano, TX. Surgery at Baylor, Scott and White Frisco, TX. AMS 700 CX MS, 24 cm + 2 cm RTEs x 2.4 cm tubes, 100 ml reservoir.
4 grandkids (son 25, daughter 23, son 21, daughter 7).
Dr Mark Allen, Plano, TX. Surgery at Baylor, Scott and White Frisco, TX. AMS 700 CX MS, 24 cm + 2 cm RTEs x 2.4 cm tubes, 100 ml reservoir.
4 grandkids (son 25, daughter 23, son 21, daughter 7).
Re: Got a cat…
LOL. My wife said wee wee would be good
67years,fighting ed for over twenty years. A sever break, vit E, pataba, Viagra, massage Ved cilas, and I'm tired- throwing in the towel, Op for implant Mar 18, 2021 AMS LGX 18 x12 + 1 3cm RTE, gained girth and length, very glad I took the hard step.
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Lost Sheep
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Re: Got a cat…
How about "Fascinum" or "Fascinus"
Call him/her "Face" in public, but your Veterinarian (being more familiar with latin) would probably get a kick out of it when reading the patient intake form.
Check out the full definition on Wikipedia, which starts out "In ancient Roman religion and magic, the fascinus or fascinum was the embodiment of the divine phallus. The word can refer to phallus effigies and amulets..."
I considered using that as a screen name, but did not want to take the chance at angering an ancient God (with the target of his wrath being my penis, no less). But Cats consider themselves gods anyway, so your cat would not care.
Call him/her "Face" in public, but your Veterinarian (being more familiar with latin) would probably get a kick out of it when reading the patient intake form.
Check out the full definition on Wikipedia, which starts out "In ancient Roman religion and magic, the fascinus or fascinum was the embodiment of the divine phallus. The word can refer to phallus effigies and amulets..."
I considered using that as a screen name, but did not want to take the chance at angering an ancient God (with the target of his wrath being my penis, no less). But Cats consider themselves gods anyway, so your cat would not care.
Lost Sheep
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017
Prostate Cancer 2023
READ OLD THREADS-ask better questions -better understand answers
Be part of your medical team
Document pre-op size-photos and written records
Pre-op VED therapy helps. Post-op is another matter
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017
Prostate Cancer 2023
READ OLD THREADS-ask better questions -better understand answers
Be part of your medical team
Document pre-op size-photos and written records
Pre-op VED therapy helps. Post-op is another matter
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rdmercer1953
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Re: Got a cat…
how about dick face or dick head ha ha
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Lost Sheep
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Re: Got a cat…
My girlfriend immediately came up with "Pecker"
And then suggested "Puss"
Or "Peckerpuss". Plainly descriptive - as plain as the nose on your face (or something like that).
She wonders if the cat is male or female?
And then suggested "Puss"
Or "Peckerpuss". Plainly descriptive - as plain as the nose on your face (or something like that).
She wonders if the cat is male or female?
Lost Sheep
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017
Prostate Cancer 2023
READ OLD THREADS-ask better questions -better understand answers
Be part of your medical team
Document pre-op size-photos and written records
Pre-op VED therapy helps. Post-op is another matter
AMS LGX 18+3 Nov 6, 2017
Prostate Cancer 2023
READ OLD THREADS-ask better questions -better understand answers
Be part of your medical team
Document pre-op size-photos and written records
Pre-op VED therapy helps. Post-op is another matter
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silverdude
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Re: Got a cat…
Dick head? Ask the neighbors if anyone has seen Dickhead???? How about Do Me? Either do me now or do me later, your choice. Funny! thanks for posting pix!
66 yo dude, happily married. TRT injection. PDE5's. On a diet, meds for high blood pressure. Easy going, pro 2nd amendment. Burn and explosion survivor. My motto, love my wife, work hard, play hard, and stay hard! Trimix injections, 30/1/10.
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