Bionic Whiz At Work First 6 wks Post-Op

[inthezone]

I'm 3 weeks post-op with an AMS LGX. The doc left me partially inflated for the first 6 weeks post-op. The toilets at work are too small to fit it in while seated, and if I try to whiz standing, the furthest down I can aim is straight horizontal, and I guess with the backpressure of being partially inflated, I can almost hit the ceiling if I tried.
At home I whiz in the tub with the water flowing, no problem, that's ok.
At work I use a bottle, which is turning into a small aggravation.
But I've got 3 more weeks of this before I can deflate.
I'm considering a Condom Cath that I can slip on and off just to pee.
Don't get me wrong... this is a nice problem to have, but I'm looking for practical solutions anyone else has had?

[Dave92014]

I had the same problem initially. I made a funnel by taking a 16 oz plastic water bottle, cutting off the bottom with a hack saw and covering the resulting sharp edge with duck tape to keep from scratching myself. With that I could lean over the toliet, insert my penis into the funnel and direct the output down into the toilet. Actually I did not use that very long because as my healing progressed I was able to get the aim down under the horizon enough so by leaning forward and putting my hand on the wall to steady myself I was able to hit the toilet.

Hang in there, it will progress before long