Three kinds of sex

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dg_moore
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Three kinds of sex

Postby dg_moore » Fri Feb 25, 2022 8:44 pm

First kind: House sex. After you're married or hooked up, you have sex all over the house.

Second kind: Bedroom sex. After some time goes by, all sex is in the bedroom. Under the covers. With the lights off.

Third kind: Hall sex. After some more time goes by, you pass each other in the hall and say, "Fuck you."
Dave, 80, Maryland - Implant (Titan) 2008 by Dr. Andrew Kramer (failed Sept 2020) - never used due to a stroke that, among other things, ended my sex life.
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gjmjoe017
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Re: Three kinds of sex

Postby gjmjoe017 » Sat Feb 26, 2022 10:32 am

My wife and I actually did that in passing in the upstairs hallway one day and we have laughed about it for years! :lol:
71 yrs.old married,ED for 7 yrs.Pills for 3 yrs,TriMix for 21/2 yrs.6 1/2 inches flacid,71/4 inches erect,6 inches girth.Coloplast Titan put in 11/13/20,Dr.Bozeman,Arkansas Urology,Little Rock.22cm + 2 RTE.
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Forever_Young
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Re: Four kinds of sex

Postby Forever_Young » Thu Jun 16, 2022 10:55 am

I am afraid you missed the fourth kind of sex. That is when doggystyle changes to coyote sex. That is when you lay by th hole and just howl.
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Injustright
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Re: Three kinds of sex

Postby Injustright » Sat Jun 18, 2022 11:04 pm

Don't forget courtroom sex. That's where your two attorneys screw the both of you.
Decades+ ED; finally ultrasound showed venous leak+arterial insufficiency. Infrapubic (Yay!) implant by Dr. Karpman 8/9/22; with 13 cm distal, 9 proximal Titan. Cleared for new life 9/1/22 and hoping to make up for lost time.
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Masonjames
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Re: Three kinds of sex

Postby Masonjames » Sun Jun 19, 2022 6:20 am

Funny stuff LOL
70 year old, Married 53 years with two adult children.
Tried pills, herbs, and Trimix. Implanted by Dr. Hakky , in Atlanta, on the 1st, of September 2020. Titan XL 24cm's with two 1.5cm"s RTE"s
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HappyAgain
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Re: Three kinds of sex

Postby HappyAgain » Sun Jun 19, 2022 8:35 am

Kind of like the three rings of marriage

Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
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cbinspok
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Re: Three kinds of sex

Postby cbinspok » Sun Jun 19, 2022 8:41 am

Lol. Good ones
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