Did you know semen comes out at 20 MPH?

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GoodWood
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Did you know semen comes out at 20 MPH?

Postby GoodWood » Sat Feb 25, 2023 2:01 pm

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Re: Did you know semen comes out at 20 MPH?

Postby Masonjames » Sun Feb 26, 2023 3:36 pm

Hahaha
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Re: Did you know semen comes out at 20 MPH?

Postby poolman499 » Sat Jun 03, 2023 8:13 pm

Good one.

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Re: Did you know semen comes out at 20 MPH?

Postby Lost Sheep » Sun Jun 04, 2023 12:11 am

Simple. She should not have pulled back. Obviously, she had never "shotgunned" a beer.
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Re: Did you know semen comes out at 20 MPH?

Postby Masonjames » Sun Jun 04, 2023 3:24 pm

That's a good one Hahaha
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