Highway Patrol pulls over an old lady.
He comes to her window and asks for an ID.
She gives him her drivers license and concealed carry permit.
He asks her if there are any weapons in the car?
She says, yes, I have my .38 Special in the console.
He asks are there anymore weapons in the car?
She says, yes, I have my 9mm in the glove box.
He then asks, are there anymore weapons in the car?
She says, why, yes, I have my .25 in my ankle holster.
He says, lady, what is it that you're afraid of?
She says, not a damn thing!
Highway patrol stops old lady
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Highway patrol stops old lady
80 yr old; injecting 15units Trimix (30mg papaverine,6mg phentolamine,30mcg prostaglandin) in Oct 2020 with great results; Inject 2-3 times a week
Re: Highway patrol stops old lady
We need more people like that these days!!
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Re: Highway patrol stops old lady
james4326 wrote:Highway Patrol pulls over an old lady.
He comes to her window and asks for an ID.
She gives him her drivers license and concealed carry permit.
He asks her if there are any weapons in the car?
She says, yes, I have my .38 Special in the console.
He asks are there anymore weapons in the car?
She says, yes, I have my 9mm in the glove box.
He then asks, are there anymore weapons in the car?
She says, why, yes, I have my .25 in my ankle holster.
He says, lady, what is it that you're afraid of?
She says, not a damn thing!
LOL That's a goo one
70 year old, Married 53 years with two adult children.
Tried pills, herbs, and Trimix. Implanted by Dr. Hakky , in Atlanta, on the 1st, of September 2020. Titan XL 24cm's with two 1.5cm"s RTE"s
Tried pills, herbs, and Trimix. Implanted by Dr. Hakky , in Atlanta, on the 1st, of September 2020. Titan XL 24cm's with two 1.5cm"s RTE"s
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