Elderly

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dg_moore
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Elderly

Postby dg_moore » Sun Oct 08, 2023 7:06 pm

An elderly woman called downstairs to her husband, saying "Herbert, why don't you come up here and make love to me?" He replied, "I'd be glad to, but I can't do both."
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Lester33
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Re: Elderly

Postby Lester33 » Sun Oct 08, 2023 7:48 pm

:lol:
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Lost Sheep
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Re: Elderly

Postby Lost Sheep » Sun Oct 08, 2023 9:47 pm

dg_moore wrote:An elderly woman called downstairs to her husband, saying "Herbert, why don't you come up here and make love to me?" He replied, "I'd be glad to, but I can't do both."

Young bull and an old bull looking up at a herd of cows atop a hill.

Young bull: "Say, why don't we run up there and fuck a couple of those cows?"

Old bull: "Why don't we walk up there and fuck'em all?"
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