I thought maybe I aggravated an inguinal hernia with penis pumping, so I went to my family doctor. He has me unzip, then feels my man parts with the whole "turn your head and cough" routine. He tentatively concludes, "Yeah, I feel something going on there, but I'm not sure..." and sent me to a surgeon.
Next day. The surgeon has me drop my drawers and lay down on an examining table. "Hmmmm... let's have you stand up." He also does the "turn your head and cough" routine, sticking his finger well up into my scrotum. Then he informs me, "I don't feel anything to get excited about...."
I could have blown out a hernia just holding back a loud guffaw.
My wife's later comment was, "So HE didn't get excited... or YOU didn't?"
60's. Married. Occasional ED offset by a variety of methods (VED pumping, foreskin restoration, edging) with Cialis and/or pills sometimes for sex.
