getting old sucks

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oldbeek
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getting old sucks

Postby oldbeek » Sun Jul 07, 2024 1:08 am

Went to a message parlor today to get my ashes hauled. The girl left me in the room to get ready. I stripped my cloths off and was going to give my implant pump 10 good squeezes to harden it up. Wellfuck . instead of the implant pump I have an AUS pump also and I pumped it. She comes back in and I am wiping piss off my feet. Shades of Joe Biden. She just starts helping clean up. Like I say . getting old sucks.
82, good health, RP 7-2017, all nerves taken , PSA 0.05, 4-18,, .07 1/19,.05 4/19, .03 11-21, .04 11-23, implanted 4-1-18, Infra-pubic, AMS lgx 15 cm with 5cm rte. Implant at USC Keck. Dr Boyd and Dr Loh Doyle 6.5 x 5, 800 AUS 7-21-20

Martin6469
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Re: getting old sucks

Postby Martin6469 » Tue Jul 30, 2024 1:40 pm

At least you have all the necessary hardware in your sack! Don't think mine's big enough!
Age 79 in 2024. On testosterone replacement due to hypothalamus malfunction. (Attention depressed guys: low testosterone is a cause.) Healthy health nut but ED due to getting old. Like to keep enough cardiovascular ability to thrust for 30 min.


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