Three drunks hailed a taxi. The taxi driver seeing that they were so wasted
when they got in, he just switched on the engine and switched it off,
and said we are here. The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks,
but the 3rd guy slapped him. The taxi driver was stunned because he
was hoping that none of them would have realized the car didn't move
an inch. So what was that for, he asked.
Control your speed next time, you almost killed us.
Taking a Ride
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