Wit and Wisdom

[Donnie1954]

We were using the VED at least twice a week, but my erection was too hard for my wife, especially the head. I can pump to 7X5 with absolutely no pain.

[Donnie1954]

If your 'bionic', start you day with a good stiff dick, "yours". It gives you back that confidence that years of ED stole! I pump up in the shower and leave it up for about 30 minutes. I deflate, get dressed knowing I can deal with any challenges of the day. Try it, you 'will' like it! Am I obsessed with my 'new dick'? You bet I am!

[Donnie1954]

Please understand, an implant isn't the only way to deal with ED, for me and 26000 a year, it's the only way! It's scary being cut 'there', but I have no REGERTS (sorry, I was eating a Milky Way) If your 'checking out' Frank Talk, remember NO questions are off base. We're guys so talk 'frankly'. Let us help you. You are never alone.

[Donnie1954]

There are a lot of 'bionics' out there! We welcome our new brother Mark! How do you recognize a 'bionic' Well, he has a s...eatin grin on his face knowing his little dick is no longer little or 'limp '! We could have a 'secret handshake' squeeze three times like your pumping and don't forget that grin. Most guys would think your having muscle spasms but a real FT 'bionic'
would know and reciprocate with 'squeezing handshake'. This would be better than, "Hi, bro I'm Donnie I'm 'bionic' are you?" Oh well, just a thought.
(These 'inspirations' come to me as I sit in my recliner 'pumped up' and having my morning coffee. Who wouldn't be thinking about sex? )

[David_R]

Really cute, Rev. Donnie!

[Donnie1954]

Did my 'bionic handshake' all day! Lots of strange looks and some 'grins' but I didn't find any 'bionic brothers' I would freak out if I did. No I didn't really do it!

[Donnie1954]

Thanks to everyone reading and sharing your 'Wit and Wisdom' and contributing to our commonalities. We laugh, cry, compliment and complain. It's the thread that ties us together. Your posts encourage, enlighten and entertain and shorten the miles separating us.
Thanks again,

[jonbaldbg]

OK, I'll break down and share some wit

A man in old Ireland walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The man next to him reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a tiny piano and set it on the bar. He reached into the other pocket and pull a little foot tall man out who proceeded to sit at the piano and play amazing, beautiful music.

The other guy was amazed and asked: "Hey, where did you get this guy." He responded (strong Irish brogue here), "Well, you see I was in the old country and I stumbled upon a leprechaun and he had to grant me a wish so that I would let him go."

The first guy says "And this is what you wished for?" "No,12 inch" said the other man, "but you see the Leprechaun was old and hard of hearing and he thought I wished12-inch pianist."

Enjoy, my musician friend, Rev. Donnie.

[David_R]

I wished12-inch pianist."

I heard this joke years ago, and the only way it makes sense is if the word "pianist" is pronounced "PEE-a-nist."

(An old musician joke is what is the difference between a "pi-AN-ist" and a "PEE-a-nist," or between a "flutist" and a "floutist"? How much they pay.)

[jonbaldbg]

I wished12-inch pianist."

I heard this joke years ago, and the only way it makes sense is if the word "pianist" is pronounced "PEE-a-nist."

There are some great musicians jokes out there David_R. What's the difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the road and a dead conductor in the middle of the road? There are skid marks in front of the skunk.