Wit and Wisdom

[Donnie1954]

Thanks David,
Was it 'used' alot? 12 years is great! I'll be 75 then.
Donnie

[ShopMan]

I'm not sure about length or girth but I will tell you that my dick writing in snow is a lot more legible.

[David_R]

Was it 'used' alot?

Yes. (Kind of sums things up, I think.)

[Donnie1954]

Thanks,
I feel much better now! This one is really getting some mileage. My wife can't get enough of my new dick!
Donnie

[strongagain]

My wife can't get enough of my new dick!

Donnie, how old is your wife? In my opinion the older a woman the more she wants/needs sex. The wildest one I had in my bed was above 70.

[Donnie1954]

She'll be 62 in March. I'll be 63 next Wednesday. She's disabled with Fibromyalgia. We 'take advantage' of good days. She loves my new dick!
Donnie

[Donnie1954]

Guys,
Consider this before getting an implant. There are some things you'll do and never do again. (feel free to add your own observations)
1) You'll never be embarrassed about the size of your dick. No more 'turtles'.
2) You'll never experience 'performance anxiety' No medication or alcohol can stop your 'bionic dick'!
3) You will get a good reputation. Women love a dick that won't quit and is 'ready' anytime. (especially mine)
4) You'll spend more time in front of the mirror and take more 'selfies'
5) You'll have a 'bulge' you can't hide (even if you wanted to) especially with a Titan!
6) You'll have more self confidence knowing you have conquered ED!
7) You'll recommend an implant when nothing else works.
Donnie

[jonbaldbg]

A variation on one my favorite joke of all time:

A man walks into a bar, and sits down on a barstool, placing a small brown bag on the counter next to him. He signals to the bartender and then proceeds to down 3 shots of scotch.
The bartender, being no fool asks, “Hey man what’s wrong?”
Without replying the man slowly reaches over and grabs the brown bag. Opening it, he pulls out a tiny piano. To the bartender’s surprise he reaches back in and pulls out a tiny man, who couldn’t be standing more than a foot tall, dressed in a full tuxedo. The tiny man walks up to the piano, pulls out the piano bench and carefully sits down. He then continues to play some of the most beautiful soothing music the bartender has ever heard.
“Where on earth did you get this little man?!”
“Oh I have a genie.”
The bartender can barely contain his excitement, “You do? Can I see it?”
“Of course, of course,” says the man pulling out an ornately decorated lamp.
The bartender takes the lamp and rubs it and out pops a genie.
“You have summoned me. What is your one wish sir?”
“I want a million bucks!” The bartender shouts.
Immediately the room begins to fill up with ducks. Feathers are flying everywhere, the other patrons begin screaming and running for the doors.
As the ducks continue to appear out of thin air, the bartender looks frantically at the man with the brown bag who has a sly smile on his face.
“WHAT HAPPENED!? I DIDN’T ASK FOR THESE DUCKS!!”
“Well do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”

[maxxxxx]

Guys,
Consider this before getting an implant. There are some things you'll do and never do again. (feel free to add your own observations)
1) You'll never be embarrassed about the size of your dick. No more 'turtles'.
2) You'll never experience 'performance anxiety' No medication or alcohol can stop your 'bionic dick'!
3) You will get a good reputation. Women love a dick that won't quit and is 'ready' anytime. (especially mine)
4) You'll spend more time in front of the mirror and take more 'selfies'
5) You'll have a 'bulge' you can't hide (even if you wanted to) especially with a Titan!
6) You'll have more self confidence knowing you have conquered ED!
7) You'll recommend an implant when nothing else works.
Donnie

[Donnie1954]

Impressive!
Donnie