At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.
It was their time to stand up and talk or forever hold their peace.
The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying an infant.
She started walking toward the pastor slowly.
Everything quickly turned to chaos.
The bride slapped the groom.
The groom's mother fainted.
The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The pastor asked the woman,
"Can you tell us why you came forward?
What do you have to say?"
The woman replied,
"We can't hear in the back."
Wedded bliss
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Wedded bliss
Dave, 80, Maryland - Implant (Titan) 2008 by Dr. Andrew Kramer (failed Sept 2020) - never used due to a stroke that, among other things, ended my sex life.
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Re: Wedded bliss
Thumbs up, dg!
Born 1951. Radical Robotic Prostatectomy on October 6, 2013. Bionic with Titan Touch with Bioflex Zero Degree 18cm w/ (1) rte Implant, Infrapubic, on July 13, 2015.
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Re: Wedded bliss
So good. dg.
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