Shower warning

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dg_moore
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Shower warning

Postby dg_moore » Wed Sep 06, 2017 12:12 pm

Don't wash your hair in the shower
(It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful)

IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT ..... A WARNING TO US ALL!!!
I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!
I use shampoo in the shower!

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
"FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."

No wonder I have been gaining weight!
Well, I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dishwashing soap instead.
Its label reads,

"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
Dave, 80, Maryland - Implant (Titan) 2008 by Dr. Andrew Kramer (failed Sept 2020) - never used due to a stroke that, among other things, ended my sex life.
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David_R
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Re: Shower warning

Postby David_R » Wed Sep 06, 2017 1:07 pm

:lol:
(I thought you were going to give a warning about sex in the shower. But your story is hilarious anyway! :lol:
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Larry10625

Re: Shower warning

Postby Larry10625 » Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:23 pm

dg_moore wrote:Don't wash your hair in the shower
(It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful)

IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT ..... A WARNING TO US ALL!!!
I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!
I use shampoo in the shower!

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning,
"FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."

No wonder I have been gaining weight!
Well, I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dishwashing soap instead.
Its label reads,

"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."



OMG, totally hilarious... :lol:

Larry
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Re: Shower warning

Postby Donnie1954 » Thu Sep 07, 2017 5:37 pm

When we were younger, we had sex in the shower a lot. Now we think about how we had sex in the shower when we were younger!
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Re: Shower warning

Postby Anonymous3 » Thu Sep 07, 2017 7:38 pm

I remember sex in the shower, now she takes baths. Something about me hogging all the water
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DonDon
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Re: Shower warning

Postby DonDon » Fri Sep 15, 2017 11:35 am

Done deal, I am off to Sam's for a case of Dawn. Very creative. We have a shower area with two shower heads. She gets her temperature and I get mine. We could both use a little Dawn. I am looking forward to sex in the shower again after I get my first activation. Still using Hibiclens per Drs orders, but she gets to cleanse me.
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Re: Shower warning

Postby Lester33 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:40 pm

Hmmm wonder if we could come up with a "wrinkle reducing" additive for Dawn ?

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Re: Shower warning

Postby Anonymous3 » Fri Sep 15, 2017 12:43 pm

Palmolive the one Madge always stuck somebodys hand
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