TANGERINE wrote:with regards to "advertising"
Yes, we bionic males have special capabilities in the bedroom, and it would be great if we could advertise this without seeming "like some sort of sex fixated creep"
Lost sheep mentins some nice words that he has used in his online profile.
I suppose others could try the casual, non-creepy, description of their bedroom performance as:
In the bedroom "I am relaxed, fun, and long lasting"
I would be curious how others would advertise, I think we need to realize that coming out front with the words "I have a super human rock hard bionic penis"
What words were those, Tangerine?
I have seen a few ads from men for women and been appalled at how unimaginative some of the ads were...and envious of how articulate and sensitive some others were. But noted a significant lack of fantasy.
Like this ad composition:
About 25 years ago I pissed off a Greek God.
Actually just a minor deity else I would probably have been hit with a thunderbolt and be dead on the spot. Minor figures do not have that amount of power.
He cursed me with what he considered an appropriate curse for his identity and my offense.
He was/is a Satyr.
I know, I know. THey are mythical. Not real. .... I used to believe that, too,... before.
He wanted a young woman that I wanted, too. She wanted me first, so I got to sleep with her before he did.
He eventually got her because he had a penis that worked overtime, but he was still mad at me. So, he cursed me with a penis that worked overtime, too, just like his.
But he gave it a little extra. It has an appetite that MUST be satisfied every month or it will quit working entirely for the rest of my life. On one of the three nights surrounding a full moon, it must be refreshed by giving a woman one (or many) orgasms on at least one of those three nights. This woman must freely and willingly give herself to the experience. No payments or "dealing" of any kind, or it doesn't count.
If, at sunrise on the morning after the third night, that requirement has not been satisfied... Well I am not sure if it will fall off, shrivel up or just quit being able to have erections or orgasms. My Greek is not that good, but I know when he delivered the curse and pointed at my penis it was NOT GOOD.
Is there any woman out there willing to help?
Over the past 25 years, no one has been dissatisfied and I (with your help) hope to keep that curse held off for another month.
At times of the month other than the full moon one could modify the requirements by saying the appetite must be satisfied before the nest moonrise of a full moon. That requirement could be used at any time of the month, but lacks the sense of urgency of the original ad (which ws inspired by the recent "super blood blue moon")
