Prostate Exam

[ohohiakane]

PROSTATE EXAM



An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution.


When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.


The female doctor says, “I’m going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to.


I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say,

'99'.
the old guy obeys and says,

"99".

The doctor says, "Great", now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say,

'99".

Again, the old guy says,

'99'."
The doctor said, “Very good”.

Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly.

I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis

to keep it out of the way.

Now take a deep breath and say,


'99'.


The old guy begins,


"One...



Two…


three…"

[antelope]

Excellent!

[bama1gem]

Thats good!!

It does remind me of when I went to my doctor of 25+ years with hemorrhoid problems which is embarrassing enough, but little did I know he was on vacation and this very attractive female doctor comes into the room. The next thing I know, her and two nurses have me laying on my side and she starts to work on me. I have no idea how hemorrhoids are connected to your prostrate but she sure went in there and checked it out, I swear I felt her wrist watch.

[flagman]

I was hospitalized (twice) for a UTI that spread out of control... to places I'd rather not mention... It seems every F/M intern/resident/doctor in the place wanted to examine my privates... I doubled the number of women who'd ever touched me down there.