She farted and pissed a lot during her orgasm.

[Gary59]

I met a new girl friend and we had sex for the first time a couple of days ago. I like her a lot as we have much in common. This relationship is only a couple of weeks old. We are in our mid 50's. She had normal orgasms the first few times, but as we continued she farted continuously and basically emptied her bladder on subsequent orgasms. (Check that off the bucket list). It turns me off, not to mention I had to wash everything including the comforter and blanket. I even had to wash the mattress by spraying hot water on it and tried to wet vacuum it.

I really like this lady but can't seem to come up with a way of telling her this has to stop. I know I will loose her. I need some wisdom here please.

[dg_moore]

So gas and liquid, but no solids (yet)? Perhaps she could consult her physician. If she can't get this under control maybe you should just rethink the nature of the relationship.

[FreddyFree]

emptied her bladder on subsequent orgasms

I think you need to invest in a tarp.

[Lost Sheep]

Many women, as they get older, develop incontinence. It may seem unbelievable to ask this question, but is she aware of what is happening - at the time it is happening? Does she "leak" at other times? Is your relationship sufficiently intimate and comfortable that you can talk to her about this? Emptying her bladder before sex should help, if she will take the suggestion. Farting may be a little more difficult to control, but a change in her diet might reduce gas production.

Is it within the realm of possibility that she is not urinating, but ejaculating? Some women produce remarkable quantities of female ejaculate, also known as "squirting"?

It could be that she is just losing herself in the orgasmic pleasures of sex with you. In that case, count yourself lucky. Accommodations can be made, such as FreddyFree's suggestion (although a waterproof mattress pad would be less intrusive).

Good luck.

[Gary59]

Thanks much for your thoughts. I agree. I'm fairly certain its urine by smell and such a large quantity. Soaked thru a blanket and comforter to the mattress 2ft wide. All natural lubricant was rinsed away.

[Robert66]

Thanks much for your thoughts. I agree. I'm fairly certain its urine by smell and such a large quantity. Soaked thru a blanket and comforter to the mattress 2ft wide. All natural lubricant was rinsed away.

maybe she needs help after all most of us are here because we needed help ... seems natural you could try to help her after all how many women would stand by us without inplants... injections and pumps

[Bob1974]

If you like her... don't say a word about it and try to be supportive if it comes up in conversation. Saying negative stuff about her is going to negatively effect her wanting to have sex with you in the future. Was it worth it? I'm sure it was as most guys would gladly do some laundry and spend 30 minutes cleaning a mattress for a piece of the action. Congratulations on being able to make her totally loose control! Give yourself a BIG pat on the back for a job well done! Was it ass or pussy farts? She sounds like a squirter in my book whether it smells like urine or not. Consider yourself lucky! I say get a tarp or waterproof mattress pad and an extra set of sheets and blankets. If you want to minimize the clean up in the future try doing it on the floor, in the shower, outside on the lawn, etc... Curious if you were using Trimix when this happened?

[Gary59]

All great responses, thanks much. Trimix is awesome.

[bldoink]

Try doing it in her bed.

[Gary59]

Best answer!