Doctor's orders
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Bionic Richard
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Doctor's orders
My Doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. I ask why!! He said: Because I'm trying to examine you!!!
1957 model, married 27yr first time 6 yr present,10/16 Retired,12/16 PSA 4.9, 1/17 Biopsy, 2/17 Gleason 4+3, 3/17 Robotic Prostatectomy, 4/17 PSA nondecetable, Penile therapy, pills/VED/Trimix, 5/25/18 AMS 700 LGX 21cm 3cm RTE.
Re: Doctor's orders
Dare I say? Rim shot.
53 years old, married 32 years. Decades of ED & PE. BPH. Tried Viagra W & W/O T-Shots, Levitra and Cialis, Edex, Trimix starter, medium, strong with poor results, VED. Implanted w/AMS700CX 21cm X 12mm w/1.5cm RTE by Dr. Leroy Jones 9/1/20
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radioradio
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Re: Doctor's orders
Excellent!
Bob
Bob
Born '52. Married '79. RALP 3/1/17. ED 50+% prior to surgery even w/ meds. VED, Injections, ineffective. Considering implant even before PCa diagnosis. Dr. Kramer 8/2/17. LGX 21cm+0.5 RTE. Kramer replaced/repositioned pump 12/13/17. Willing to Show/Tell.
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Larry10625
Re: Doctor's orders
Bionic Richard wrote:My Doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. I ask why!! He said: Because I'm trying to examine you!!!
Larry
Re: Doctor's orders
I once knew a young doctor who told me about giving a physical exam to a woman with large, attractive breasts. By mistake he said to her, "Take a deep breast." 
True story.
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