After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject,
the fighter pilot finally regained consciousness. He was in a hospital, in agonizing pain.
He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function.
An absolutely stunning, gorgeous and incredibly sexy nurse hovering over him. He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.
The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes. Knowing he was a fighter pilot, she spoke to him softly, slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble a reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?"
*And that, my friend, is a POSITIVE Attitude!!*
Fighter pilot
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Re: Fighter pilot
FreddyFree wrote:After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject,
the fighter pilot finally regained consciousness. He was in a hospital, in agonizing pain.
He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function.
An absolutely stunning, gorgeous and incredibly sexy nurse hovering over him. He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.
The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes. Knowing he was a fighter pilot, she spoke to him softly, slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble a reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?"
*And that, my friend, is a POSITIVE Attitude!!*
Larry
Re: Fighter pilot
What's the difference between Herpes and Mono?
You get Mono from snatching a kiss...
Larry
You get Mono from snatching a kiss...
Larry
Re: Fighter pilot
Good stuff! Thanks!
Born 1948, wed 1969. BPH & Type II Diabetes at age 35. TURP-2002; ED even before that--diabetes. Cardiac valve surgery: 2007 & 2019. Poor results with pills. Started trimix injections in Nov, 2010. Great results from the very beginning.
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